MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek #5 - The Ghost Planet (September 1969, Gold Key/Paramount)






MelfaLn:
"We lost all our money playing online poker."





Shadarus:
Awww, their planet caught The Gay.

gleeb:
Justin explains the crappy murals his people were compelled to put on the side of their vans.

Mattteus:
This flashback's available in HD





Mattteus:
These people would panic at a sunset!





GlitTerrorRock:
"Simultaneously, everyone on the planet experienced mud butt! The stench was overwhelming!"





tinaw:
"We must get our sexyback!"
*techno jam starts playing*





Indomitus:
"Some of the guys wanted to put it under Petty Cash, but that just didn't make sense. But enough of how we kept the books. Let's talk about our problems..."





Cyberbeast:
"Except for the part where we launched those red missles at the satellites and blew them up by mistake. That was a bit of a setback."





gleeb:
"We considered eating the masses, but they were too stringy."





Cyberbeast:
"Usually we just destroy things for shits and giggles, we've never done it to *help* anyone before. I'll have to think it over."





daupstart:
"... And by pulling the rings away, I shall lock sensors onto the one TRUE ring that commands them all! Then, once again, I logically will have possession of my Preeeciousssssss....."





GlitTurkeyRock:
"I give -- 2 minutes for you and your valiant crew."





Shadarus:
I just dropped a turd THIS big! You've got to see it to believe it!!!




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