GlitTerrorRock:
PWNED!
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Indomitus:
Dude, check out the size of that TV compared to the Enterprise! I want that f**ker for my living room!
gleeb:
"Hey! It's my turn to make the threats! MAAAAAA! Justins is threatening, and he won't share!"
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Indomitus:
"Captain, sensors indicate that it is a cheap floor covering, often referred to as a rug."
"I don't know anything about cheap rugs."
"No, of course not, Captain."
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TheMaskedDiva:
"No, I'm a Vulcan." *rim shot*
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TheMaskedDiva:
"I want to be tasting the rainbow by 0800 tomorrow, is that clear?"
Indomitus:
"Blow it up!"
"Shouldn't we at least beam down and waste a couple red-shirts first, Captain?"
"Of course, Spock, you're right. Regulations. Let's go."
DiscoBoy:
"Prepare for orbit around Planet Care-A-Lot!"
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GlitTerrorRock:
*doing the math*
Plummeting towards the surface of a planet .... at the speed of light ... carry the four... that means the queen ship of the star fleet was destroyed.... seven hours ago?? That can't be right!
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GlitTerrorRock:
Seat belts, tele-porter, red phasers, no insignias on shirts, flames out of the nacelles, 'queen ship of star fleet,' telescopic view-camera, and funky stardates.
Keep in mind: the TV series has been on the air for over two years by this point! 
TheMaskedDiva:
"At this time, we would ask you to turn off and stow all personal electronics devices..."
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GlitTerrorRock:
Is the Enterprise emitting flames?
"Um, no."
"Is it acting particularly animalistic?"
"Nuh uh."
I see. Then, pray tell, pussycat Willem, HOW EXACTLY IS IT LIKE A GIANT FIRE-BREATHING ANIMAL???
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zoom98:
"OK, Radioactive impulse power then."
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GlitTerrorRock:
That guy in the background has an even worse hairpiece than Shatner!
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GlitTerrorRock:
How exactly is a ghost town different from a town without a citizen, vehicle or moving thing? 
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GlitTerrorRock:
"... let's just cut to the chase, blow up the planet, and knock off a few hours early."
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BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!