MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Doctor Who - The Gyros Injustice (May-June 1965, TV Comic/BBC)






TheMaskedDiva:
A million nowheres....so, Nebraska then?

Mattteus:
uh-oh... string theory is unravelling





GlitTerrorRock:
"You'll land on Earth -- right on your head, ya little ungrateful bastard! Atmosphere or not, wherever we land next I'm pushing you out the doors right on your ass!"

Mattteus:
oO(That little brat's really pissing me off!)

TheMaskedDiva:
And they continue to draw William Hartnell like a giant bobblehead doll, for some reason.

gleeb:
He was a bobblehead doll. He wore padded clothing on film and teevee to make him appear normal.





Mattteus:
...'use navigational equipment'? BAH!





cajunmagic:
*Gillian gets run over by Jeff Gordon*

gleeb:
That girl just loves paved surfaces.





cajunmagic:
Yeah! Listen to John Carradine, little girl!

Dita DuPave:
George Washington's Dull Surprise Expression

GlitTerrorRock:
Lucius Malfoy got OLD in Azkaban!

TheMaskedDiva:
You just know he's beating back a "Bah, humbug!"

Mattteus:
There are Dairy Queens on other planets!





gleeb:
"That's your sister. Just how dumb are you?"

cajunmagic:
Gillian's developed rosacea.

TheMaskedDiva:
And now, Gillian, we will discuss the location of your rebel base...

GlitTerrorRock:
The Tall Man has unleashed his biggest and deadliest sphere yet!

Indomitus:
"I have to ask what it is because the artist has no ability whatsoever at conveying simple ideas in a visual medium!"





TheMaskedDiva:
Can you really pick up kids by pinching some flesh at the base of their spine? Why don't they teach this in library school?

Mattteus:
The narrator's thinking out of the box





BlakHat1:
"..and get my giant pool cue!"

cajunmagic:
"Here comes some more of them. And, look! They have nipples!"

GlitTerrorRock:
Cambot's back -- and he's brought his kin!

Mattteus:
*Sonic The Hedgehog goes running past them*

Dita DuPave:
"It's Happy Fun Ball's Army of Darkness!"

Indomitus:
I am slightly bemused and bewildered at the fact that the artist took the time to illustrate every single word on the sign of the TARDIS, yet couldn't draw a basic human figure to save his life.





GlitTerrorRock:
... so powerful it put in an extra "the" where it wasn't needed!

Mattteus:
...that shorts out the TARDIS' defense system





TheMaskedDiva:
But stpid.

Mattteus:
So 'hmm is a contracted word? Who knew!





GlitTerrorRock:
"Give 'em another shock to the shammies, Frank."





GlitTerrorRock:
"I... I think they're going to sing a song."
(cue Oompa-Loompa style music)




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