MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Wars #4 - In Battle with Darth Vader (Octover 1977, Marvel Comics/Lucasfilm)






TheDiva:
DO NOT WANT!!!





Mattteus:
Eww his tear duct was ripped open!





gleeb:
Or has he just gone batshit?

Granamyr1:
Come on! Look at these tits! How can you say no to these bazookas?

WaffleKing:
Oh come on! Who could fall for such an obviously stupid plot device, Luke?

GlitterRock:
"It's Prince Spaghetti night!"

Mattteus:
Come on! I can't hold this panel open forever!





gleeb:
Well, if I was that close to the cast of Battlestar Gallactica, I'd run away too.





YibbleGuy:
Looking at the sound effect over Leia's breasts, I suddenly realize how Betty Boop got her name.

GlitterRock:
"I'm sorry, Luke. Would a handjob help?"





WaffleKing:
Don't worry about the pee-stain on my robe, Luke. I know you were just excited.

TheDiva:
"There, there, Luke. Maybe an incestuous shoulder rub will help..."

GlitterRock:
The cockpit of the Millennium Falcon is ALOT roomier than I remember!

Mattteus:
That's our hero slumping down and sulking like a grounded child while the comic relief moves this plot onward





GlitterRock:
I certainly didn't need to hear Han preparing for a ride from giant Chewbacca.

Mattteus:
The dull thud of the plot as it crashes through the floorboards!





Dita DuPave:
Kiddies? You know, Mark Hamill must've paid the writer to make Han look less like a bad ass.

MissGoogie:
C3PO just got renamed to C3POUT

Mattteus:
*sigh* When does he move on to the anger stage of grief? That would make a much better comic book





zoom98:
Next issue: That's no Space Station, That's a Moon

GlitterRock:
... and don't miss next issue's back-up story: "Fred Yavin: Male Prostitute!"




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