zoom98:
*Darth reaches over and plucks out Ben's left eyeball*
GlitterRock:
Even the lightsabers have fallen asleep at this point.
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TheDiva:
I wouldn't call this a grim tableau. Kind of bland, actually.
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echostation:
"Oh--wait--Luke suddenly turned into a giant! How are we gonna fit him aboard the ship?"
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jackrouters:
The end of the level is reached, and Chief Bast rolls out in his armored battle tank.
echostation:
--Leia lifts up her dress to reveal a big, hairy set of nuts.
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jackrouters:
"Grass, leeks, ocelots...all of which your power cannot hope to overcome, Vader!"
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Mattteus:
Why are you blocking Vader if it would only make you more powerful?
DiscoBoy:
"Shut up, Obi-Wan! I didn't sleep through ALL my Jedi training, you know!"
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WaffleKing:
I squeeze my Go-gurt at you!
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GlitterRock:
Alec: "HOLLYYYSHIIIITTTTTT! LUCAS, YOU SAID I'D JUST DISAPPEAR, YOU BASSSSSSSSTARDD AHHHHHHHHH!!" 
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TheDiva:
Umm...how is he NOT torching that robe with the lightsaber?
jackrouters:
Must re-run the funniest Star Wars cap I have ever seen:
.oO "Dear God, there's an elderly naked man somewhere on this space-station." Oo.
Cyberbeast:
Next time, on Easily Bamboozled Lords of the Sith...
WaffleKing:
And Alec Guiness deftly escapes his responsiblity to star in the sequel.
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Dita DuPave:
"THE TWO OF US NEED LOOK NO MORE!!!"
TheDiva:
MAY have? Is there a possibility that Obi-Wan could have completely vaporized and still be alive somehow?
Mattteus:
CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?!?!?!
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gleeb:
"Fine. Enjoy being a prisoner. By-eeee."
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jackrouters:
*KABOOM!*
*gurgling*
"What do you know, Luke, it did. Vader's dead, let's scram and have hot Rebel lovin'!"
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