GlitterRock:
www.hazyjediupskirts.com
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tinaw:
So, Obi-Wan had the eyes in the back of his head closed the whole time? For shame, Ben!
Mattteus:
Hang on, it ECLIPSED the light yet he didn't notice?
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PrezGAR:
Could be worse. Could be "G'nort".
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Mattteus:
You really don't need a second M in 'slam'
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Granamyr1:
And we know this because Han had it appraised the last time The Antiques Roadshow swept through Corellia?
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Mattteus:
...coveteth my ice cream bar perhaps?
Granamyr1:
Guess I didn't finish the job on Mustafar. Damn, plot holes are really the bitch.
 jackrouters:
So, Ben, knowing his protege survived, became Vader, killed most of the rest of the Jedi and is second-in-command on the Outer Rim next to Tarkin, is *surprised* to find him on the Death Star?
 Granamyr1:
Once again proving that Ben is a few midichlorians short of a full deck.
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Mattteus:
No way dude! Sho-nuff's the master!
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YibbleGuy:
"Because, if you are lucky enough to have studied the Force as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for the Force is a moveable feast."
GlitterRock:
"I've been saving my last can of whoop-ass for 18 years, Vader -- and it's opening-time!"
Mattteus:
He just used the Force to unzip his pants!
WaffleKing:
Whoa, whoa. Stroking out on the left side of my face. Hold on a second.
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zoom98:
Wait, they're both red? Are they both bad guys?
GlitterRock:
He's fighting Batman?!
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tinaw:
"Well, you were too busy makin' moves on my woman to teach me the rest of it, old man!"
"Yeah, well maybe if you didn't spend so much time with your 'mentor', she wouldn't 'a' let me hit it!"
"Whatchu tryin' to say, old man?!??"
"Everyone knows about you and the Chancellor, boy! Padme didn't die from strangulation, she died from embarrassment!"
"That's it ol' skanky Jedi 'ho!" *slice*
gleeb:
"Half the Force is better than none, Grandpa!"
TheDiva:
PEACH lightsabers?
WaffleKing:
Where in his Jedi training did Darth learn the "Sexy Splayed Across a Futon" fighting stance?
jackrouters:
Man, Vader swung his saber entirely through his leg to make that parry.
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gleeb:
"So I'm a spoon, am I? Well you're a damn oyster fork!"
TheDiva:
I didn't think it was possible, but the dialogue in the comic is even cornier.
GlitterRock:
*wheeze wheeze*
"The Jedi only think of spoon, spoon, spoon. That is why you are weak. We Sith deal in absolutes. We deal with the SPORK!"
WaffleKing:
"Or as Michael Bay percieves the basic principles of good filmmaking."
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WaffleKing:
I'm petitioning my local church to jazz themselves up by replacing the boring cross on the steeple with this.
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BACK TO THE GLITTERDOME!!