MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Amazing Adult Fantasy #14 (July 1962, Marvel Comics)


Zee:
Take pictures of your dad dancing with busty strippers!

Mattteus:
It floats on clouds!


tinaw:
Later, the ad was revised to say " . . . mostly harmless."


TheDiva:
I have a device like that. It's called a telephone.

gleeb:
Learn the secrets of SHOUTING!

Zee:
...I don't get the "space" part.

GlitterRock:
We'd better hope the Commies never get ahold of this advanced technology!


TheDiva:
Start your own nuclear winter right at home!

gleeb:
Fool your friends! Befriend fools! Get on an FBI watch-list!


TheDiva:
So, I'm supposed to go fishing wearing nothing but some lures and a couple dry flies?


SweetHeart666:
The Joy of Painting with Abe Vigoda

Zee:
Yes, his dopey square-dance drawings have made him the greatest money-maker in
the history of commercial art. Probably.

WaffleKing:
So they can take over this job and I can quit this f*cking crap comic.




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