gleeb:
All right! Finally my personal effects will be safe while cycling!

WaffleKing:
So you can block all those rocks the neighbor kids will be throwing at you!

Zee:
I can look retarded for only $1.00!? Sign me up for that!

GlitterRock:
"Why, Billy! I didn't know you owned a motorcycle!"
"I don't, Betty. It just looks like I do -- thanks to my new BIKE WINDSHIELD."

Diana Luna:
Make your TV look like Goatse for when grandma comes over!

TheLurker:
Heck, why not just smash the telly? Why pay money to fake something you can do
yourself? BREAK STUFF! ANARCHY! YEAH!

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TheDiva:
Why not just invest in a few tigers? It's worked for me so far.

gleeb:
Not a combination lock, a "combination type" lock. For extra-shifty protection.

GlitterRock:
But for how much, damn you? HOW MUCH?!?

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GlitterRock:
BIKE SPEEDOMETER! From the folks who brought you BIKE WINDSHIELD!

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WaffleKing:
Living creatures are most beautiful when they're dead.

GlitterRock:
Heyyy.... those are the same things which come in the JUNIOR GYNECOLOGIST KIT
advertised earlier!

ChaosWolf1982:
More children's toys should include a "killing jar"...
Might help weed out the stupid ones.

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