MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS 101

MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
- PAGE 101 -
Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)

Zee:
(snap!)
Before the Comics Code got a hold of it, she said "Oh, Dan! Son of a Bitch! No! No!"

ChaosWolf1982:
Why's she running around in public in a nightie?

Nyssa23:
I already did, to Nicole here, and she believed it too! HA!

YibbleGuy:
"--SO GIVE IT TO HER *HARD*, DANNY-BOY. HARD AND FAST AND THICK AND
LONG AND HARD ...."

Zee:
...more about why I hate you! Wait by the phone, baby!

TheDiva:
"...Besides, I've found breaking up over the phone a lot easier..."

The BitShifter:
"Call me when you finally realize that the carpet doesn't match the drapes!"

DiscoBoy:
It always hurts when Gwen Stefani steals your man. But eventually you get used to it.

TheDiva:
Hey, it's not the first time a guy got caught in Paris Hilton's tractor beam, and it won't be
the last.

AlexGariepy:
"I hope you suffer from second-hand peroxide poisoning, you jerk!"