MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


Zee:
...Tomorrow, back to Girl... Next week, a shemale... Around May there's a 65% of Girl, with
possible gusts up to Woman in the Northern regions...

Diana Luna:
A title of a Britney Spears song?

GlitterRock:
X-224?
Man, even back in 1963 Marvel couldn't resist somehow making "Love Romances" an
X-Comic!

TheDiva:
And the Comics Code Authority was okay with this?


TheDiva:
What happened to the guy on the bottom right? He has no body!


Zee:
Man, Jackie Kennedy gets around!

DiscoBoy:
Does he ride the short bus to school?

GlitterRock:
"Proud, schmoud. I said meet me outside the dressing room -- and don't be wearing no
panties, kapeesh!"

gleeb:
And yet, Dan remained frustrated. That is, until a helpful friend pointed out that what he
wanted was to be scoring with Baby, not for her. Such a difference, from a
simple preposition. This message brought to you by the Association of English Majors.

outsdr:
He's on the football team... and he has LESS black makeup beneath his eyes than the girls
in this comic do!


Zee:
Stockard Channing, Jeri Ryan, and Julia Sweeney: Maneaters

gleeb:
"Well, if you put some strychnine in his coffee, he won't wake up..."


DiscoBoy:
Is she marching in the Michael Bolton Parade?




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