gleeb:
What? Damn you, I need to know the ending NOW!

TheDiva:
Sorry, you lost me when you named the lead character "Babs."

RodRocket:
... urge to lash out. Lash out in anger, frustration and rage! "Damn them all, those silly
children!" Babs shrieked at her unsuspecting mother. Mrs. Rhodes fell backward from the
sheer force of Babs' words!
"Goodness, Barbara! What has come over you?" She retrieved her eyeglasses from the
floor where they'd fallen so as to better focus on her daughter.
"What's come over me???? God's own clear light of reason and purpose, that's all, Mother!"
Her eyes widened and glazed over, her teeth bared like a ravenous beast. "Look at me in
this white garment! I look like an ANGEL! An AVENGING ANGEL!!! I'll teach them! I WILL
TEACH THEM ALL! Those worshipers of the golden calf, rejecting God's true treasure of
his love! They think they are so much better than everyone for all their money and property?
HAH!!! They'll learn! They will all learn or PAY THE CONSEQUENCE!"
"Barbara, snap out of it!" Her mother slapped her.
"SILENCE, YOU INSIGNIFICANT WORM!" Babs bellowed in a voice that rumbled from the
sulfurous depth of Hell. She grabbed the knitting needles from the sewing basket and
drove them deep into her mother's chest.

DiscoBoy:
Rod is clearly the only on here compulsive enough to actually read that whole damn thing
before capping it.

RodRocket:
It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

Zee:
Yeah. Cause when I look at Phyllis Diller, "Glamour" is the first word that comes to mind.

Dita DuPave:
Oh yeah, nothing screams "Glamour," like wearing the hide of a skinned Hoth creature.

GlitterRock:
"Say, aren't you world-famous porn star SEKA?"
(giggles) "No. But I feel like her in my new Charles Of Fifth Avenue Glamour Wig™!"

YibbleGuy:
Impress your boyfriend George Glass!

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Zee:
*snicker* Uh, yeah, right...

DiscoBoy:
Except abortion.

AlexGariepy:
Unless you're marrying outside the faith, of course. Then you can burn.

Dita DuPave:
Except to those who are homosexual.

meqal:
Yes friends. Now you can learn how to ward off vampires. Stop violent video games, and
prevent feeding tubes from being removed.

GlitterRock:
Yeah.... I'm going to either a) send a quarter in the envelope, or b) go to the post office to
BUY a money order for a quarter!
Screw it. I'm prayin' to the Golden Calf.

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