MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


YibbleGuy:
"LIGHTLY"? Say what you will about the ridiculous, benighted gender stereotypes in
this comic--at least the writers knew how to use an adverb properly.


DiscoBoy:
"My, what a sexy, grandmotherly name you have!"


AlexGariepy:
"Okay, just that I know someone in this comic was angry before and I didn't want to be in
when someone's in a pissy mood, you know?"

Halfreck:
Yes, I hope their genitals will be very happy together.


AlexGariepy:
I wonder if that works in reverse, and that I can find the right woman just by, uh, wrapping
my arm around the right one?
Thanks, Marvel!

DiscoBoy:
Is the priest winking at us in that knowing, they're-gonna-get-nasty-tonight sort of way?
That's creepy.

TheDiva:
That's right, lesbian tendencies can be cured by the right man! This comic sponsored by
Focus on the Family.


GlitterRock:
I only want a picture of Jayne Mansfield's top half. Can I only pay a nickel?

The BitShifter:
I've only got 3 cents. How about Jayne's right breast, and part of a thigh?
Original recipe, please.

DiscoBoy:
What about Jayne's head? I hear she's not using it anymore...




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