TheDiva:
Is he expecting us to argue with him?
gleeb:
But he's holding his shin. Are his toes really long?
Diana Luna:
Hmmm...maybe because you don't swing that way!
Zee:
Indomitus:
"And what of those tentacles, and their love for Susan's new husband?"
Hair the color of stagnant pond water, and she's afraid of being asked to dance?
Zee:
"The humpty dance... it's our chance to... do the proverbial "hump", as it were. You see, I
like to dance, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy, and believe me
when I say that I am so very sick with this straight so-called "gangsta rap". But sometimes
even I get ridiculous. I will eat up all your crackers and your licorice. Hey, yo, fat girl, come
over here for a moment! Are you ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It
never stopped me from getting' busy. I'm a freak and I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. And so on and so forth. So, howzabout it?"
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