MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


Dita DuPave:
Ok, this gal's got problems.


AlexGariepy:
Face it, this lady just doesn't wanna be touched.

Zee:
"Sometimes I would lure my dates onto the roller coaster tracks so they would be run down
horribly..."

Dita DuPave:
"I wonder if I'm too frigid."
(Sheesh)

DiscoBoy:
.oO(Must... cleanse... world... of... arms! KILL! KILL! DIE!!!!)


torgone:
"Thanks! You should see me frug."
.oO That's what I'm hoping for! 0o.


AlexGariepy:
Doped her what? Are we talking about the same subject?

TheDiva:
"Trust me, the only way you're getting under HER skirt is roofies!"

gleeb:
"Dammit, you have to like the foxtrot, or you're a freak!"

tinaw:
Turned out she'd rather do the horizontal mambo.

GlitterRock:
"Did you hear the latest?? Gail *didn't * want to fox-trot!"
"You're kidding??"
"Real and for true!"
"Is she a commie or something??"


gleeb:
"With that, she clubbed Gail in the small of the back, eliminating the need for a headache
excuse."




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