MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


RodRocket:
Oh, how I longed for those girls to put their arms around ME....

GlitterRock:
(looking at the hair color)
"Waitaminute...that's ME making out with that girl!"

AlexGariepy:
"Why can't I conform to being one's super-bitch?"


AlexGariepy:
But of course, they are all just a little dead inside... God, this is like a Poetry club meeting.

DiscoBoy:
Life is lonely when you're an ice queen bitch...


TheDiva:
.oO(And what happened to my belt?)

DiscoBoy:
.oO(Apparently my nuclear hot sexuality has vaporized yet two more victims...)


meqal:
That's great Gail! I always wanted to try anal!

gleeb:
"I'm sorry, Gail, but I'm just not feeling the energy from that last sentence of narration. Could
you try it again?"
"We had gone to high school together!"

TheDiva:
The women in this comic have the collective free will of a piece of lint.


AlexGariepy:
"Sorry, I sprained my... uh, stomach."

Zee:
"No thanks, I just ate a shitload of butterflies."

GlitterRock:
Why's there a DeBeers diamond ad going on in the background?




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