MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
- PAGE EIGHTY-FIVE -

Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


YibbleGuy:
"AND COULD WE AT LEAST NOT STARE IN UNLIKELY DIRECTIONS WHEN
WE'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER?"


ChaosWolf1982:
"always probing"... "trying to control"... "prevent me from being fond of any boy"...
Good lord, woman, get it through your head! She wants your sweet ass!

DiscoBoy:
"Cuz I don't want you taking any of my sweet man-cock, you little skank!"


The BitShifter:
"Because I've got nipples you could hang a hat on, that's why!"


daupstart:
"And the fact that you're a total slut helps alot too."

GlitterRock:
No earlobes? It's Blofeld's most CUNNING disguise yet!

ChaosWolf1982:
Angelina Jolie?

gleeb:
It's probably all those banks you knocked over.

DiscoBoy:
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"


daupstart:
"I'm just saying! At least make sure he's over 12 years of age this time!"

GlitterRock:
Classics Illustrated presents "The L Word"

DiscoBoy:
What tawdry motel is this scene taking place in, with the metal prison bedframe, the dirty
sheets and the spooge on the wall?




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