GlitterRock:
TheDiva:
Of course in the previous panel, the guy had said:
"But--but Nancy, we can't have sex! You're my sister! You could end up
becoming pregnant!"
"Fine, when he rapes you and leaves you for dead in a ditch, don't come running to me!"
Zee:
Dita DuPave:
GlitterRock:
"Doesn't he have herpes?"
"I never knew he was a cardboard cutout."
"I was just asking."
"DON'T JUDGE ME!"
outsdr:
DiscoBoy:
Ah. Now I understand. It's Christmas, and this entire story has unfolded via the hidden
wreath-cam.
"Don't you realize that every time you look at him, a little bit of his soul is stolen away?
He'll die!"
outsdr:
OK... do these two NOT have a mother? Surely one of them should have run to her by
now to bitch about the situation.
daupstart:
"My highly trained pet cockroaches stay!! Got it?!"
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