The BitShifter:
"Here's a doll. Point to the places!"

DiscoBoy:
"I don't get it... What does 'girth' mean? And what's wrong if he has too much...?"

TheDiva:
"Yeah, but I lost my virginity four years earlier than you did!"

DiscoBoy:
"But on the bright side, at least I'm starting to build up an immunity to roofies."

TheDiva:
They made "Sense and Sensibility" into a graphic novel?

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AlexGariepy:
"Only by lifting her skirt and tending to-"
Alex, stop before someone finds reason to sue you or something.

GlitterRock:
Apparently Honey was also helpless to make the bed earlier. Look at those wrinkly
sheets!

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GlitterRock:
Why is she using an ice-scraper on her hair??

gleeb:
"Now help me get this creamcicle out of my hair."

outsdr:
"He does a lovely redwood, but his heart belongs to chainlink!"

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meqal:
It's not like I am going to screw him. Just give him a little head.

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