MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


GlitterRock:
She's gonna have scars on her forehead from those TALONS! Sheesh!

Zee:
...like washing off Hordak's, er, slime...

Halfreck:
Let me spell it for you...G-A-Y!!!! Duh!!


AlexGariepy:
"Yeah, you ungrateful selfish bastard, that man was fighting the Commies for your love and
some sh** like that!"

Dita DuPave:
Ahh, I love the smell of cheap melodrama.

GlitterRock:
"So he's got a weak heart, then? AND rich??? Hmmmmmm...."

gleeb:
.oO No wonder he reacted so violently when I made goulash for dinner! Oo.


Zee:
The ghost of a previous panel is rising out of the dining room table!

GlitterRock:
"'Stuipidly'?"
"Sorry. It's the hot vepper podka I had earlier talkin'."

AlexGariepy:
Are the bold prints like mad-libs or something? That would explain the writing.

DiscoBoy:
"Help me! I'm collapsing under the weight of this speech balloon!"


meqal:
But you can if you are paying for the experience.


ChaosWolf1982:
Then I'll drop to my knees and suck him off like this!

GlitterRock:
She slowly rose her hand to her lips and called out,
"'AY ROY?? WHERE ARE YA, YA FUCKWIT! ROYYYYYYYY??"

The BitShifter:
Come, Shadowfax!

AlexGariepy:
She's using her mutant power of RADAR to find him before it's too late.




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