meqal:
ARGH!!!!!!!!! Mickey Mouse Love Doll!!!!!!!!!!! The Horror!!!! The Horror!!!!

AlexGariepy:
Great, now people can go screw with the Disney character they've always wanted to...
though I'm not sure why they're promoting the Cricket or Pinocchio...

Zee:
Hey, next to Pinocchio, isn't that Tron?

outsdr:
Some of the most disturbing french ticklers ever created.

Dita DuPave:
This ad brought to you by Just Plain Wrong Theatre.

GlitterRock:
And for that Disney threeway you always wanted, buy our Spin & Marty latex-toys! (not
sold seperately)

GlitterRock:
The Mickey Mouse latex-doll is specially designed to have both of its orifices in the
FRONT!

TheDiva:
Sometimes, I just have to shake my head in horror and move on.

gleeb:
Come on, people, it's a punching bag. Perfect for the little kid who wants to wallop the crap
out of Sleeping Beauty!

meqal:
So the new code word for masturbation is "Swedish Massuer"?

DiscoBoy:
But why do I always get those emails telling me I should add extra inches to my length?

outsdr:
She reduced her measurements by... removing a leg?!?

GlitterRock:
Some of the drug-use of the 60s must've rubbed off on the comic. I'm seeing Nessie
ringing a hotel bell on her stomach!

AlexGariepy:
So, if we listened to what spam tells us to, is to increase everything a man has (except
hair) and to decrease everything a woman has (except breasts).

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DiscoBoy:
Is he talking in his sleep again?

GlitterRock:
"Roger, if you didn't continue to spontaneously masturbate in public, I wouldn't be so
embarrassed and we could be together."
"I know my darling." (dull unzip)
"Oh god, you're doing it right now, aren't you? During our break-up!"

TheDiva:
So now he's planning a radical lifestyle change just because this airhead dumped him?
Does ANYONE in this bloody comic have anything resembling a normal, rational thought
process?

Zee:
In this alternate timeline, Dennis the Menace was aborted and WWIII is averted.

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Zee:
Hmmm, that is a puzzler. Well, I would start by telling him that you mustn't love each other,
that your marriage would never work and you'd end up hating each other.

TheDiva:
Because Lord knows, nobody can actually come out and be honest in a story like this.

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