DiscoBoy:
TheDiva:
JMShearer:
ArchHallJr:
"I tasted just like a fresh Georgia peach."
With all the passion of filling out my tax return.
Then I invited him in and the real fun began!
Mary Worth was such a slut in her younger years......
AlexGariepy:
meqal:
TheDiva:
"... You know I didn't ask you to marry me, right?"
If she will fall for that lame-ass line then I bet her only standard to sleep with a guy is he has
to be breathing.
"Okay, enough small talk. Let's get busy!"
DiscoBoy:
Just then, her "Species"-like tongue plunges through the back of his head.
meqal:
Indomitus:
...but the footlong sausage he is packing is hard to resist.
.oO(...because he's such a dink. But he's a rich dink, ergo my dilemma.)Oo.
outsdr:
GlitterRock:
TheDiva:
Eww... her false eyelashes have come unglued and are hanging off her eye.
What she's wanted, what she's dreamed of for a lifetime ... are those dozen Twinkies lined
up behind him!
It's called "settling," sweetheart. Get used to it.
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