TheDiva:
"Perhaps I'll date that nice Scott Petersen fellow instead..."
TheDiva:
DiscoBoy:
Zee:
gleeb:
"Yes, but unfortunately the studio hired Chris Columbus to direct..."
"Can't talk! Macking!"
That's no newsman, it's the Riddler!
"Yes, there was general outrage. The John Birch Society and the Communist Party called a
truce to protest the sum I was paid."
AlexGariepy:
gleeb:
TheDiva:
Wait, who's thinking that? Did they switch bodies?
"Oh, Roger, it made me cry!"
"Yep, that's the part I liked best."
Yeah, you're nobody unless Kristen Chenoweth and Brian Stokes Mitchell know your name...
YibbleGuy:
Nyssa23:
"BESIDES, HE'S AN AMERICAN AND A PLAYWRIGHT, FOR GOD'S SAKE. UNLESS HE
JUST CHANGED HIS NAME FROM 'ARTHUR MILLER', WHAT POSSIBLE CHANCE IS
THERE THAT HE COULD BE STRAIGHT, TOO?"
So he's a terrific waiter. Big fuckin' deal.
AlexGariepy:
GlitterRock:
DiscoBoy:
TheDiva:
Don't be pulled in, he's one of them sirens! You'll be pulled into the waves!
And all the while, her Charles Of Fifth Avenue Glamour Wig™ slowly edges back... back.... back.....
So, is her dream man a monosyllabic neanderthal greaser bike punk with tattoos of dragons on
his ass?
.oO(Yes, he's intelligent, thoughtful, sensitive...but that's just NOT what I'm looking for in a man!)
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