MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
- PAGE SEVENTY-FIVE -

Love Romances #106 (July 1963, Marvel Comics)


Zee:
That Mr. Corman is making quite a name for himself!

DiscoBoy:
"It's his enormous cock, isn't it? You wouldn't be coy like that if it wasn't his enormous cock."


Zee:
...Through the Braxfield Viewscreen.

TheDiva:
*No actual women were involved in the making of this comic.


TheDiva:
So, she doesn't want him, but she STILL wants to steal him from the other women? People, we
have just found the most loathsome female character in literary history...

AlexGariepy:
.oO(But first, I have to find my eye pupils, I'm getting all mutant-ish here.)

gleeb:
"My frosted pop-tart! Thank you!"


Dita DuPave:
"She's got two good reasons why I need to talk to her."

GlitterRock:
"Pardon me, Janet. Just look at that young woman's waist! If I don't get her laid down on a bed
with her legs spread immediately, she may very well SNAP IN HALF!"

TheDiva:
Did the men who made these comics know ANYTHING about the basic female body?

ChaosWolf1982:
Remember, Diva. This comic was made by Marvel... who never have been best known for
realistic female proportioning...


DiscoBoy:
She doesn't look very flat to me...




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