MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


AlexGariepy:
Quick, give him 10cc's of cookies and milk STAT!

GlitterRock:
"Guys're?"
The spellcheck on the Cap-Page Board just crashed!


YibbleGuy:
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, DEANNA. APPARENTLY, SOMEONE
CRUSHED MY HEAD IN A VISE. NOW, IT'S ELONGATED INSTEAD OF ROUND, AND
IT HAS UNDOUBTEDLY HAD A DELETERIOUS EFFECT ON MY THOUGHT
PROCESSES."

AlexGariepy:
"NO I DON'T, I'M JUST SAYING THIS IN THE HOPES OF ENDING THE EPISODE
FASTER."

Diana Luna:
When did Riker turn into Bruce Campbell?

GlitterRock:
"Give it to the captain! He'll believe anything."
(Picard thinks about it a moment. Thinks. Thinks. Then nods.)
"Hey! He's believing it! Hey Mikey!"

GlitterRock:
"If I may be so BALD??' You think you're funny, Thunderbirds-Boy?? Huh??"


YibbleGuy:
"--KISS MOMMY?!?!"

emmapeel:
And eat our entire supply of cookies and milk.

AlexGariepy:
Go up a chimney?

RodRocket:
... shake when it laughs like a bowl full of jelly!

gleeb:
"…eat figgy pudding!"


AlexGariepy:
What the hell is Riker on? Eeeeoooo?

PrezGAR:
Ten Quatloos says Wesley's the one who said "Sei-Yu".

RodRocket:
"TING!"
"TANG!"
"WALLA-WALLA!"
"BING-BANG!"

GlitterRock:
"OOOH?" "EEEEOOO?" "AAAHH?" ""WOOGH?"
They're singing the Doctor Who theme!

TheLurker:
Hey, I can do that too!
OOOK!
OORGGOOGO!
AAOOAOAOAOAOAOK!
WEERTYUIHOPJEDUNDFOS&$#UIRW*SBLIIL*UEWQYBNDKNJSJKN^%(*54641145884!!!!


GlitterRock:
"Drilge, what's this feeli--? OOOOPH!"
o/` Ouga Chaka ouga ouga! Ouga Chaka ouga ouga! o/`
"I can't stop this feeling! Deep inside of me!"

emmapeel:
Does this comic panel need time alone.

AlexGariepy:
And thus the entity gave out a wave of orgasmic feeling throughout the sector...
(I feel ill.)




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