YibbleGuy:
"GEORDI, EXPLAIN WHY YOU TURNED PINK."
"OKAY, CAPTAIN, IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR DIALOG BUBBLE IS EMANATING
FROM YOUR PENIS."
"YOU FIRST."

Dita DuPave:
*does a double take* Oh my--What the--It is a penis, and it has EYES!!! *runs off
screaming*

GlitterRock:
"My God, captain! At the bottom of the screen! It looks like a giant--"
"Johnson? Hey, lieutenant? Check the polarity of the neutron flow.
And... hey, look at Scootch! His head looks like a big--"
"Wang! Ensign Wang, keep an eye on those anti-matter levels from
the reactor. One wrong move and... you know, I never noticed it before, but Scootch's head
looks like a big--"
"Cockhead! I think the creator of warp-speed was called Zefrem
Cockhead, or something like that. Hey, why's everyone on the bridge looking at Scootch?"

YibbleGuy:
"... AND WE ALL KNOW THAT 'TIRED' IS A MUCH STRONGER WORD THAN
'DISSIPATED'."

Dita DuPave:
Santa went on Atkins this past year.

gleeb:
Too many people left him rum balls this year.

Cyberbeast:
"Hey, you try lugging toys to a couple billion houses in one night and see how you feel!"

GlitterRock:
Santa beat the frickin' MARTIANS for crying out loud! The Creeg should be a piece of
cake!

AlexGariepy:
Damn mainstream media's making him thinner now...

---

YibbleGuy:
"... THE STRENGTH OF THAT BUBBLEGUM COULD CATAPULT HIM ALL THE WAY TO ANDROMEDA 3!"

GlitterRock:
"Sucking in?? Hey Frolag? How about you and the great-cosmic-entity get a frickin' hotel
room, 'kay?"

---

RodRocket:
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!"

Dita DuPave:
Man, there's overbites, and then there's OVERBITES.

GlitterRock:
"EEDDIEEE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELEEE?"
(sigh) "It was so much easier when all the mysterious-cosmic-entity knew what to say
was 'Gooneegoogoo.'"

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