MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS 68 - STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION #2

MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)

GlitterRock:
I can't wait to hear the backstory on how Geordi got his eyes caught in that beartrap!

TheDiva:
And more than ever, his VISOR looks like a banana clip.

AlexGariepy:
Well if that panel isn't just an excuse to stretch the comic book a few more panels...

YibbleGuy:
"IT ALSO ATE OUR FACES AND TURNED ME CAUCASIAN."

ChaosWolf1982:
"I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I'd probably still sleep with that thing in the blue bikini."
"Shut up, Riker."

Dita DuPave:
*Dita blinks, then hits the Next Topic button and moves on*

GlitterRock:
The guy on the right is nearly-J'onn J'onzz!

YibbleGuy:
"... AND DOES IT FEEL LIKE ... LIKE--"
"--A GERBIL?"
"EXACTLY!"

GlitterRock:
"Bronder, when the spirit entered you, did it make you feel .... sexy?"

GlitterRock:
o/` Buckaroo Banzai theme o/`

AlexGariepy:
The Turbolift is gonna be very cramped...