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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


TheDiva:
Ask your doctor about Frolag.

GlitterRock:
"You must forgive my lieutenant's outburst, captain. He has a hard time adjusting to your
Earth-time."
"You mean to say ... Frolag is suffering from-- ?"
"Jetlag, yes."
"Hmph. Pretty long way to go for a lame joke like that, isn't it?"


RodRocket:
"-- seduce me, it's working, you furry green bag of sex juice!"

Cyberbeast:
"...steal Christmas, it's not going to work you big Grinch."

gleeb:
"…flatter your way out of not having to bring a covered dish, have another think."


AlexGariepy:
But then it felt dirty and used...


Dita DuPave:
Wait, aren't those two separate ideas?

GlitterRock:
Bronder: "Ooooh, it's ON now, beeyotch!" (holding him back)


TheDiva:
That's what I've been saying this entire storyline...

Dita DuPave:
That is one tricked out dart.




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