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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


GlitterRock:
"I must be (mmm, his chest is firm) the only one (very firm) that can 'see' it
(mmm nipple)!"

TheDiva:
Well, if you're going to construct an android, it only makes sense to give him a fabulous bod.

Dita DuPave:
*warning bells go off* WE HAVE SLASH FANFIC! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A
DRILL!


Indomitus:
"It's Mr Potter! What'd you do with our spaceship, you silly, stupid fool? One of us is going
to jail, and it's not going to be me!"

GlitterRock:
"Sirius Black??"
"No, that's Gary Oldman."

PrezGAR:
"The boss from The Six Million Dollar Man?"
No, that was Oscar Goldman.

TheDiva:
"The kid from Dif'frent Strokes?"
No, that's Gary Coleman...

Indomitus:
"Mr Hart from 9 to 5?"
No,that's Dabney Coleman.

gleeb:
"Oh, Mel Brooks' old psychology professor."
"No, that was Lilloman."

ChaosWolf1982:
"A Scooby-Doo villain?"
"No, that's Old Man Withers."


meqal:
All the Whos on the Enterprise like Christmas a lot but the Space Grinches who were not
from the ship did not.

ChaosWolf1982:
"Unshield yourselves"? "Ready for intake"? Oh dear God... we're about to witness gay
space porno...

GlitterRock:
Ewwww, I don't wanna see Grinch-intake!

Trin Tragula:
Strip! Strip! Strip!


AlexGariepy:
All strange? Well someone's making an understatement...


Trin Tragula:
"Model of the Enterprise-D and all its crew, I hereby baptise thee in the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit..."

TheDiva:
Why's she chewing on her hair?

AlexGariepy:
Deanna's outfit is agreeing with her.

GlitterRock:
I'll believe in whatever you want -- just keep that word-balloon over Geordi's crotch!

gleeb:
So, didn't Deanna just disprove Geordi's assertion?

The Seer:
I believe Troi is about to have a "wardrobe malfunction".




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