MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)

Indomitus:
Yeah. Send Wesley to stop the strong bad man. And after he's dead, then we'll send
somebody who might actually succeed.

TheDiva:
Why is EVERYONE in this comic dressed like someone's sci-fi fetish, for that matter?

AlexGariepy:
Damn it, the annoying kid's gonna save the ship YET AGAIN, isn't he? D'oh, times like
these I wish I'd give the Romulans a heads-up...

GlitterRock:
The FCC imposed tough sanctions on "Next Generation" after Troi's wardrobe-malfunction.

GlitterRock:
"All hail the mighty mistletoe!"

RodRocket:
"Guitars ready? LET'S ROCK!!!!"

AlexGariepy:
We demand to do some whaling in your holodeck!

RodRocket:
"Jazz hands --
-- remembered from dance class!"

AlexGariepy:
"Acting --"
"-- not available at this point!"

TheDiva:
Chest--still visible!

ChaosWolf1982:
"Weapons...
... that turned me into a gay Aladdin!"

tinaw:
"Sentence phrasing --
-- like Captain Kirk!"

GlitterRock:
You'd think that someone with a positronic brain would know better than to wear THAT tie,
much less the outfit as well.

The Seer:
Weapons powerful enough to cause Data to morph into David Schwimmer.

YibbleGuy:
Separating them forcefully from their electric guitars, Tasha and Geordi save the
Federation from the perennial threat of a Motley Crue reunion.

AlexGariepy:
Their strategy? Uh, fall onto 'em, I guess?

GlitterRock:
Hey, watch the hands, LaForge! This isn't an airport security-check!

Cyberbeast:
When did Geordi and Tasha join the X-Men?




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