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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


GlitterRock:
"And now you will find it for us!"
Is Troi's elbow talking?? Has it been in cahoots with the Creeg the whole time?


YibbleGuy:
"WE HATE SPIRIT
YES WE DO!
WE HATE SPIRIT
HOW 'BOUT YOU?"

AlexGariepy:
We'll give you cookies if you give us the Ghost of Christmas Present!

Trin Tragula:
"Now hand over all your whisky!"

GlitterRock:
Sorry, we're all out of spirit. We got a shitload of MRxL you can have, though.

Cyberbeast:
Snake Eyes, no!


GlitterRock:
The Red Baron's on their tail!

The Seer:
They're letting Troi fly the ship again, aren't they? When will they ever learn.

emmapeel:
"The Darkness ship is coming in, and they believe 'in a thing called love!' "


YibbleGuy:
"THAT'S BECAUSE MARK HARMON IS YOUR CO-PILOT. HIS ACTING IS A DRAIN ON
ANY SCENE.'

ChaosWolf1982:
Sweet mother moon, Riker is buff... Please tell me he's just got a spandex suit and that's
not bodypaint...

TheDiva:
Skooch? Isn't that one of those furry balls Rosie O'Donnell's always flinging at people?

Trin Tragula:
Skoochie bootchies!

gleeb:
"That's GOOCH!"

Indomitus:
"And I'm also registering that my head looks like a penis, sir!"

GlitterRock:
Is Worf doing the hula in the background?


GlitterRock:
.oO Why does everyone call me "dickhead?" Oo.

Dita DuPave:
Wow, when I see a guy for the first time, I usually don't know that he's circumcised.

flowbear:
-- Mind numbing boredomness, from their trading card game convention invitations.




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