AlexGariepy:
TheDiva:
meqal:
PrezGAR:
GlitterRock:
GlitterRock:
TheDiva:
The Seer:
flowbear:
Indomitus:
TheDiva:
Cyberbeast:
TheDiva:
Trin Tragula:
GlitterRock:
ChaosWolf1982:
Trin Tragula:
GlitterRock:
"I've been right like five billion times and they still don't believe me!"
Because you're a whiny ponce?
The part of Wesley Crusher will be now be played by a young Rick Jones for the rest of this
comic.
Wesley Crusher: The Scrappy Doo of the Star Trek Franchise
Maybe because you sewed Spider-Man jammies onto your Starfleet uniform?
"I'll calm Wesley down."
*wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka*
I just want to know why she's wearing a huge handlebar mustache.
"I'll calm Wesley down ... using my enormous boobs."
"...After a few Jager bombs that is."
"And by 'calm him down' I mean jump his bones. And by 'jump his bones' I mean rip his
clothes off and screw him to within an inch of his life. And by 'screw him to within an inch
of his life' I mean shoot his scrawny ass out an airlock."
We're in one of Wes' fantasies now? Oh HELL no!
"...and about your Spider-Man pajamas, you have to stop wearing them on the bridge."
Wesley suddenly got 10 years younger!
Meanwhile, the artist's finger tries desperately to make us look at something else.
Standing in for Troi and her hand, a makeupless Paul Stanley.
Whose hand is that, and which nose will it pick first?
...a hammerhead shark-maid?
Uh Wesley, that outfit of Troi's is practically painted on her -- and YOU'RE paying attention
to her ears???
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