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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


GlitterRock:
Bronder: "Ah. I am unfamiliar with your Terran terms. Does Counselor mean 'prostitute?'
I brought 500 zeemars with me."
Picard: "Captain Bronder, I do not-- "
Troi: "Now now, captain, let the HANDSOME, expensive alien overlord continue."

TheDiva:
Her costume's held together entirely by electrical tape.

gleeb:
"And look, Bronder, don't mention my unfortunately-colored cardigan. It was a present from
"Blinky" LaForge here."

AlexGariepy:
Sing it with me!

Spider-Wes, Spider-Wes,
Doesn't do what his mother sez!
Whines a lot! Finds the plot!
Thinks the crew must be on pot,
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Wes!


Dita DuPave:
Why is Tasha Yar dressed like Britney Spears from the Toxic video?

AlexGariepy:
"Not now, Wesley, Captain's talking to the ninjas..."

GlitterRock:
(looking at the hand) Do it, captain... do it... do it ... do it....
*CRACK!*
"Owwwww! Moooom! Cap'n hit me!"
"Shut up, Wesley!"
*CRACK!*


GlitterRock:
"Why would he be upset, Wesley? You're certainly not the one I'm looking for either!"

TheDiva:
"Wesley, I speak for all of us when I say: shut the hell up!"


AlexGariepy:
We're like ninjas... think about it. When ISN'T it time to look for someone?

PrezGAR:
"Looking? Found someone, we have, I would say, hmmm?"


GlitterRock:
"What is a man but that lofty spirit, that sense of ... enterprise (nudge), that devotion to
something that cannot be sensed, cannot be realized, but only dreamed!"




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