TheDiva:
Dita DuPave:
GlitterRock:
Trin Tragula:
GlitterRock:
gleeb:
AlexPartridge:
Indomitus:
RodRocket:
TheDiva:
GlitterRock:
[HUMM]
o/` If you come to the parsley-and-necktie,
Shove your tongue into their mouth,
RodRocket:
Dita DuPave:
JMShearer:
Trin Tragula:
gleeb:
GlitterRock:
AlexGariepy:
TheDiva:
AlexGariepy:
ChaosWolf1982:
RodRocket:
See, Data doesn't get slang! It's funny!
Don't you think they should've loaded like a dictionary of slang words into Data's
mainframe or something like that?
"But Geordi, what's cooler than cool?"
"ICE COLD!!"
Yep, she's really well-hung.
Um... is she giving Geordi the "safe word?" 
Yes, the Torkelson's annual "towel bickering" is an odd sight for the uninitiated.
"I Love the 2380's"
"Look, honey, I'm just saying that you didn't tie the noose correctly when you hung it. It's
seven times around, and through the loop. And there's not supposed to be a bow."
"HOW I TIE MY NOOSE IS MY PROBLEM!"
Adolph saw Eva kissing someone else, and in a fit of pique, decided to invade Poland.
Kissing under the artichokes is a tradition in these parts...
Ol' Rethlume yuletide tradition. Get under the traditional collection of parsley-and-necktie,
slip the tongue. It's all in the song.
hanging in the air,
turn unto your partner,
and grab him/her by the hair.
until you taste their tract.
Rethlume's all about joy and love.
And snogging, that's a fact.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaamennnnnnnn. o/`
"--INTERRUPTING, JUST LIKE THAT! GOD DAMN IT, BITCH! GOOD THING YOU CAN
SUCK THE CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH, I'D KICK YOU TO THE CURB!!!!"
Man, don't piss off a Weasley!
WTF? Is this TNG from Dimension X or something?
"GIVING OF BLOWJOBS TO THE ARTISTS CAUSING YOU TO BE DRAWN SO
MUCH BETTER THAN ME! IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK LIKE
I'VE ESCAPED FROM A GIMP CONVENTION?"
"AND WHY DOES OUR BABY HAVE THE HEAD OF A CABBAGE?"
"OH, YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I'LL TELL IT TO THE COUNSELOR! AS SOON AS
WE REACH THE 3RD PAGE FOLLOWING!"
"HOGGING OF ALL THE COOL WEAPONS DURING THE AWAY MISSIONS! I'D LIKE
THE VAPORIZE SOMEONE WITH A LARGE PHASER RIFLE TOO, YANNO!"
From the looks of that outfit, I don't WANT to know what her "recreation time" entails...
I'm trying to not think what she means by 'service' here, either, dressed like that.
Alex, Diva... I think I've figured out both those questions...
...and I think I like the answers. 
"Did you bring your knee pads and a roll of paper towels, Tasha?"
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