MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


Trin Tragula:
"I wonder whether I can get Data squiffy and snog him again?"

TheDiva:
It's so nice of them to detail their life history in thought bubbles for us, isn't it?

GlitterRock:
So it's customary to dress like a slut on Christmas in the future?
...
I'm not complaining. I just wanna know whether I should get a new outfit for next year's
parties or not.

gleeb:
So, the holidays mean wearing a skin-thight bodysuit and "loosening up"? Unitarians
are wacky.

The Seer:
Princess Diana?


gleeb:
I'd hit Mrs Bickley's Christmas cheer anytime.

Indomitus:
This must be exposition. Why else would they refer to each other by their full names,
when one of them is standing in their underwear?


Dita DuPave:
"Do you mind, hon? I have to go taunt PETA with this scarf."

TheDiva:
"Sorry, Wesley, but if I left you here alone, thousands of disgruntled Trekkies would tear
you limb from limb..."

AlexGariepy:
And thus a Beverly/Wesley fanfic was born...

ChaosWolf1982:
So, they turned Wesley into a hated whiny character into a hated, whiny atheist... okay,
fine, whatever.
But why are Beverly's breasts seemingly attempting to leave the panel without her?

GlitterRock:
Hey, I'll have you know that some of us take Rethlume very seriously!

GlitterRock:
It's nice to see that Beverly's wearing the traditional Rethlume golden-roach on her arm.
Oh, and that she's showing off her boobs. Nice to see that too.

gleeb:
"Fine, but don't stay here. Mama's dressed for bringing some action home tonight."


ChaosWolf1982:
Data's suddenly turned into a gay areobics instructor, and Geordi's in a 70's superhero
outfit? But why?

gleeb:
"So I should undo my fly, Geordi?"


Trin Tragula:
Turn round, Wesley, or you'll miss the strippers.

Dita DuPave:
How do androids get wedgies?

TheDiva:
Ewww, I did NOT want to see the crew of the Enterprise going clubbing!

AlexGariepy:
I don't wanna know what holodeck program they've taken up lately...

GlitterRock:
"Wesley--just turn around and enjoy the view!"
Geordi! That's his MOM you're talkin' about, dude!

Cyberbeast:
Data: "I am most excited about this evening. See?"

The Seer:
Why is Geordi rubbing Wesley's head? For luck?




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