meqal:
Trin Tragula:
GlitterRock:
Indomitus:
GlitterRock:
meqal:
Indomitus:
Dita DuPave:
AlexGariepy:
GlitterRock:
Coakley:
Dita DuPave:
GlitterRock:
RodRocket:
GlitterRock:
Do we really need the animate Riker crotch shot?
Holy fuck. Is he wearing one of those Batman outfits with the built-in muscles
underneath?
"Uh, Commander Riker? Perhaps you should... erm..."
"What are the mysterious alien lifeforms going to do, Skootch? Arrest me for
smoking?"
WITH
DIAMONDS
"Commander! Sensors are detecting extreme size and resolution!"
"All hands! Brace for SPLASH-PAGE ALERT!"
...but I would appreciate you getting your hand off my ass right now.
"...but I think Q is playing with the breakers again."
"We've lost the ability to finish our sent-"
"You don't mean--!"
"Is that--!"
"Will you shut--"
"It's just not fai--"
"I wish the animators gave us more col--"
Skootch, meanwhile, prays for the darkness to continue -- so he doesn't
have to see Riker's second-skin uniform hugging his batch!
Must be that 'puberty' thing I've heard so much about.
Did the artists forget to draw the rest of that guy before sending out this
issue?
It went through Skootch's entire body -- and right out the turbolift!
"Actually, I wanted to know if you're going commando under that jumpsuit,
Deanna."
"No no, take it from me, Deanna-- you ARE fine, bay-bay." 
"I have mace."
"So? I wear a VISOR."
"Not that kind of mace." (WHAM! THUD!)
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