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Star Trek The Next Generation # 2: Spirit In The Sky (March 1988, DC Comics)


Coakley:
Wait, I thought the Klingons killed all their gods. According to Peter David,
at least.

Indomitus:
BOW-chikka-wokka-chikka...
o/` love in an elevator... livin' it up as I'm going down... o/`

Trin Tragula:
Who stole Tasha's stomach?

GlitterRock:
"You celebrate the holiday, Worf??"
"Of course. Have you never heard of Santa K'laus?"

Gray Zombie:
Yes, A Christmas Carol is always best heard in it's original Klingon tongue.
We all learn from the tale of S'Kruge.

Dita DuPave:
Tasha's got HIPS!


Trin Tragula:
"Lieutenant, bend it over the panel and send for Captain Kirk."

Dita DuPave:
Since when was Neelix an Ensign?

AlexGariepy:
"Worf, are your Klingon buddies sending love letters over the space
channels again?"

GlitterRock:
"It's not a HOO-MUR!"


GlitterRock:
"Commander, Counselor Troi has left the bridge. You can stop sucking in
your gut now."
"HOOOOOOOOOOOUHHHHHHHHHH! Thanks Skootch."

Dita DuPave:
"Worf, for the sake of our uniforms, I suggest you not turn up the A/C."

AlexGariepy:
Yes, an unknown vessel coming around the vicinity of the Enterprise is worth
that deep a pensive thought!


meqal:
Oh and Heil Hitler!

GlitterRock:
"If we're talking women, Geordi, I find that highly doubtful. OHHH SNAP!"


meqal:
So when did Superman join Starfleet?

ChaosWolf1982:
I wouldn't really complain about the tight outfits, guys. Be thankful that black
outlining on black pants obscures any potential viewing of Riker-batch.

gleeb:
Why doesn't he just turn around? Is he preparing to do a headstand on the
captain's command-barcalounger?

Indomitus:
"And Worf... Put them onscreen. I want to show them my scrawny but
incredibly tight buttocks."

AlanPartridge:
Riker, the God of Talking Chairs.




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