MrAtomik:
"Um, wouldn't that be a 'Boarding Party' Captain? You just said 'Ready a
Landing party' so we could BOARD that vessel. It doesn't make too much
sense, does it? Of course THAT'S an easy one, I've never been able to figure
out what you would say if you were going over to a Space Station. I mean its
not a ship, so do you Board it? Then again, its not LAND, so would you be a
landing party?
"And what's with the word 'Party' anyway? I'm sorry Sir, but I almost NEVER
have any fun on your little expeditions. In fact, I think we should vote Scotty to be
captain, at least he'd take us to a distilling planet on occasion, and if there are any
planets that specialize in distilling AND Brothels, I know he'd find it way before you
would, you big Boy Scout.
"Anyway, What did you want me to do Captain?"
"Honestly, I can't remember Mr. Sulu... now about those Brothel Distilleries you
mentioned..."

AlanPartridge:
And rescue Mister Spock....... that and the fact that sensors detect a Colony of
drunken green skin beeyotches on board.

JurassicPork:
"Uh, pardon me, Captain. But have you had liposuction since the last panel?"