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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)


GlitTerrorRock:
"Raytag is normally SO DEPENDABLE!"

daupstart:
"Raytag said fuckthis and took the last escape pod, sir!!"


Dita DuPave:
They electrocuted Woody Woodpecker!

TheSeer:
And the San Diego Chicken is no more.

GlitTerrorRock:
Woodstock?!?? NOOOOOO!

RodRocket:
I guess it's too late to call the Raytag Repair Man.


GlitTerrorRock:
Do not taunt Happy Fun Klingon Brig

Indomitus:
Inch thick armor? No match for the Vulcan Neck Pinch.

Dita DuPave:
"I need this glue gun."


GlitTerrorRock:
"Kid, I have to put up with that 'stilted....pausing...dialogue' from
Shatner. But I'll pop you one if you do it again."


AlexGariepy:
"But I said I can travel unassisted! I wanna go where *I* wanna go!"

AlanPartridge:
An early role for He-Man as an unnamed Engineer shows that he just
doesn't have the power........ just yet.




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