JohnSteed:
AlexGariepy:
daupstart:
TheDiva:
RodRocket:
DiscoBoy:
TheDiva:
Indomitus:
gleeb:
GlitterRock:
TheSpaceToast:
Indomitus:
GlitTerrorRock:
"Unleash DAIKATANA!!!!"
Never trust a magic gnome who inexplicably appears on your shoulder.
"And then, we shall train and certify you to USE the Thought-Enhancer
and we shall see if you can truly use it to turn our plans against us, free
your crew, and jettison my entire Klingon invasion crew into space!
Mwah HA HA HA HAAAA!"
"The nuclear physicist, the biologist, and the psychic we all got rid of,
but the horror movie geek? Pure gold, baby!"
Eric Hoffman? The assholes spared Eric Hoffman? Those Kilingon bastards!
"For, you see, he knows all the rules of horror films and we, alas, do not, no
matter how many times we watch 'Scream'."
See? Librarians are far more dangerous than people realize!
So... Do starships always have a Horror Film Archivist on board?
"Our collection of Fangoria magazines was badly disorganized."
"'Useful?'"
"The Klingon Emperor is a *big* 'Basket Case' fan, and has been
searching the quadrant for someone to dish the movie with."
"Lance wanted to keep the porn hound, but I stand behind my decision."
Being evil, even Klingons have to remain compliant with Evil Conqueror
Civil Code 851.7a, and divulge their plans in full detail to the one most
likely to foil them.
"It is not logical that his nose is bigger here than in other panels."
"Uh...um... the reality-distorting machine is making you BELIEVE it's bigger!"
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