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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)


GlitTerrorRock:
"Too late, Captain. Engineering Ensign Cyron tossed the last
fifth of brandy at a ghost back in screengrab 140."

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in Engineering Ensign Cyron's quarters
with a sponge and a wet-Vac."

JohnSteed:
The Young Adventures of Chairman Mao!


GlitTerrorRock:
"What is it, doctor?"
"The Devil! Glitter's got 'The Exorcist' up for capping! Quick, get me
my ezboard-account and a 2-liter of Mr. Pibb. I'm capping TOONIGHT!"

AlexGariepy:
All thanks to this lovely COMPUTER!

RodRocket:
I'll be that thing holds an entire MEGABYTE of information.


RodRocket:
"Before my blasted eyes pop out of my head!"

Indomitus:
"I'm gonna Regis Philbin all OVER the place!"

Dita DuPave:
"I'm gonna Mark Hamill all over the place!"

YibbleGuy:
"BUT FIRST ... A FEW MORE HITS OF CORDRAZINE!"

TheDiva:
RightaftermytripleespressowithMountainDewandRedBull!!!

ChaosWolf1982:
Holy Christ, he's turning into Mr. Bean!

Cyberbeast:
"As soon as I figure out what happened to my eyelids!!"


Indomitus:
"Gosh, golly, they were really socking it to us! 25 dead and 70
wounded!"
"Jinkies!"

AlexGariepy:
Umm... there's not really a SAFEST part of the ship, is there? I mean,
once a ship explodes, you're not exactly safe then, are you?

GlitTerrorRock:
"Oh yeah? Well I was in YOUR MOMMA last night, and I wasn't feeling
so safe! OOOO BURN!"

TheDiva:
PLEASE do not complete that thought!


RodRocket:
FIN-FANG-FOOM!




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