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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)


Dita DuPave:
"I am so going to get you out of that dress!"

GlitTerrorRock:
"Outta my way, freak!"
"I'm a lieutenant -- and a Zaranite!"
"Oh yeah? So's your momma!"


GlitTerrorRock:
Charlie X has struck again -- that guy in the background, he's got
NO FACE!


GlitTerrorRock:
"I don't follow you, sir."
"If we're lucky, we'll 'convince' the Klingons into letting us 'borrow'
the technology."
"... ... Still drawing a blank."
"CRIPES! WE'LL STEAL IT, ALRIGHT! GEEZ!"

Dita DuPave:
"Captain, I suggest you not turn around too fast."
"And why should I not?"
"Well, two reasons sir."

Cyberbeast:
"Breast speed, Mr. Sulu. Set a course for 'Nice Rack', warp factor
'Sweet Ass Too'."

Diana Luna:
"And now if you don't mind, Mr.Sulu, I'm concentrating on getting
some nookie!"


daupstart:
"They are now unboarding the wessel. Dammit!! Even in the comics,
I can't say 'wessel'! Wessel, wessel, grrr........ fukit."


YibbleGuy:
"AND AFTER I FIX THE WARP DRIVE, I'LL SEE IF I CANNA FIGURE
OUT WHY MY DIALOGUE BALLOON IS EMANATING FROM A
LARGE-BREASTED CREWWOMAN WITH HER HAIR IN A BUN."




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