GlitTerrorRock:
TheDiva:
GlitTerrorRock:
Dita DuPave:
Indomitus:
MrAtomik:
Diana Luna:
Gray Zombie:
DiscoBoy:
GlitTerrorRock:
Dita DuPave:
Cyberbeast:
Indomitus:
Indomitus:
Dita DuPave:
GlitTerrorRock:
It's the Space Jockey from 'Alien!'
Never, EVER say the word "bowels" again.
"Just thought I'd say 'hi.' Kirk out."
Captain's Log, Supplemental: We have approached our
greatest enemy yet, the giant 7-Up Cool Spot...
"They're just sitting there, as if to say 'I'm not touching you!
Does this bug you?! Not touching you!' Accursed cruller-heads!"
Don't get me wrong, the young woman was Pretty Good, and
very energetic! I just didn't learn anything new from her. Kirk out.
And the giant bindi dot is showing no resistance...
Jason Log Supplemental: Foster Uncle Glitter showing
Exorcist on board. Now, Jason get to see Regan. Regan
Jason's Dream Goddess, like Foster Papa Gray have Foster
Mama Cord......
"CHARISMA!"
Oh, for love of God, Jason trying to do log here. Everyone know
who it is. Now, Jason just drop log. Wait, that not come our right.
"Overall, not a very productive day. But at least the mess hall
served tater tots. I love tater tots. More tomorrow, diary. Love, Jim."
Whoa Bones! 
You sure you don't wanna rough him up
a little first? Work him over with the hose?
"Get Lyndie England over here."
"NOOOO!!!"
I thought Raytag's were supposed to be dependable. Oh, wait, I'm
thinking of Maytag. Nevermind.
"You should try your... what did you call it... 'roofies'?... Try them on
her, Captain. Not me."
Looks like Kirk is making a move of his own.
"Quick! Grab on to something!" 
"My cleavage can't hold us any longer!"
At least Kirk's managed to keep his hourglass figure after all these
years.
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