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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)


GlitTerrorRock:
Captain's Log, Supplemental:
I just realized something -- these things can provide ALOT of
plot-exposition when used properly!

RodRocket:
"Those Klingon bastards! They shot Ensign Aggggh!"

GlitTerrorRock:
It kinda looks like they shot David Marcus.

TheDiva:
Captain's Log: when you need to recap the plot, fast!

MissGoogie:
In this Issue we discover that Bones gets really excited over the
Orange Julius guy.

The Seer:
"Damn! I really thought getting rid of the redshirts was going to
curtail this."

JurassicPork:
McCoy: "Those cappers are brilliant!" (Homage to medusaD)


RodRocket:
The Chalice from the Thallus has the pellet with the poison.
The Flagon with the Klingon has the brew that is true.

Indomitus:
Did Picasso draw this panel? Why is the Klingon ship facing all
directions at once?


RodRocket:
"Which means we'll all die NEUTRALLY!"


GlitTerrorRock:
"Nice phaser."
"Thanks. It was designed by CRRRZZZZ."

Cyberbeast:
"Um, Captain, my phaser doesn't have a stun setting, it just says
red and blue."
"Fine, set phasers to blue."


RodRocket:
Y'think maybe Dubya read this the night before he dropped the
bombs?

Cyberbeast:
"Haven't YOU realized that WE'RE emphasizing random
WORDS for no REASON whatsoever?"




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