MYSTERY COMIC THEATER CAPTIONS
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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)


AlexGariepy:
Sheesh, you didn't have to describe what I just did.
"Oh look outside! It now has fallen to the ground and made an awful
gory mess on the ground!"

Cyberbeast:
Continued after 2nd page following this ad for Hostess Fruit Pies.

Spock: Captain, what is that you're holding?

Kirk: Why, it's a delicious HOSTESS FRUIT PIE. They've got
real fruit FILLING, and this great FLAKY crust. Would
you like one?

Spock: Captain, it is highly illogical to be talking about delicious
HOSTESS FRUIT PIES when the ship is full of MONSTERS.

Kirk: Oh Spock, you and your cold VULCAN attitude, which is
DIFFERENT from our own and therefore must BE
ridiculed and laughed at. HA HA HA HA HA!


MrAtomik:
"Um... No, Captain Right Here, Ensign Dumbass!"


GlitTerrorRock:
"Please... you must help me! They're after me!"
With knockers like those, I'm not surprised!

Diana Luna:
Even Skeletor needs some booty too!




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