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Star Trek # 4: The Haunting Of Thallus (July 1980, Marvel Comics)
Star Trek # 5: The Haunting Of The Enterprise (August 1980, Marvel Comics)

GlitTerrorRock:
When they're forced to make sound-effects that sound like the
names of fish, I think they've reached the bottom of the well.

alexgariepy:
FUNA! WHALIBUT! THWARDINES!
I should be a comic book sound effect guy.

Indomitus:
Fleep Tree Gass!! Koelecanth!!

TheLurker:
PLOUT! QEAHORSE!

Dita DuPave:
They've transcribed the sound effects from Whose Line is Anyway?
episodes.

LongLiveRock:
Don Martin, Star Trek comic book writer!

TheDiva:
Spaddok? Must have been the name of one of the ink-line people...

AntiHero:
Isn't it Klingon for "OW, MY FACE!"?

JohnSteed:
Mannix's cousin gets a series.

ChaosWolf1982:
Spadook? Wasn't that the janitor-guy from UHF?

GlitTerrorRock:
Wow. And I'd have thought that a phaser whose beam could
change direction like that would've been IMPOSSIBLE to avoid!

Indomitus:
"And now look... I can turn into a bird! Or a flower! Or a beetle!
Or Hume Cronyn! ZAH!"

alexgariepy:
"I can even turn into Pauly Shore if I so demand it, although that
might give the children reading this nightmares, so I'll change into
Gargamel from the Smurfs instead. Then I'll turn you into gold!
MWAHAHAHA!"

Cyberbeast:
"A deadly bat! Oh no, what next, a deadly hamster?!"

GlitTerrorRock:
"Thank goodness. Now if he was heading for the turbolift, THEN
I'd be worried!"

Indomitus:
"And then I can turn into... A TACO! BWAH-HAHAHAHAH!!!!"

alexgariepy:
He can't wait to meet Snagglepuss one day, turn into the mist thingy,
and hear Snagglepuss say "He's poofed, e-vap-or-a-tred even!"

Indomitus:
So... What happens if someone inhales part of him?




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