Diana Luna
"F*ck you mister alien!"

wd40
In the 5th hour of a 6 hour Forever Knight Marathon, Dave hits the wall. It will take him the rest of the weekend to recover.

PrezGARgoyle
"Could you please turn me around so I've got a better view?"

TheDiva
Someone smushed together Martin Sheen and Charlie Sheen!

RodRocket
"And when Joey Heatherton went out on USO tours through Vietnam with me, I used to play with her titties... for luck, before she went out on stage!"

Zee
Flirty or Stroke Victim?

Mattteus
Thrill the ladies by learning to play the rubber band!

RodRocket
"Be sure to buy the Super Extra Mega Special De-Luxe Edition DVD box set with never before seen deleted scenes, bloopers, and MY TITS!"

Zee
Courtney Thorne Smith was in a porno?

Indomitus
*grabs her boobie*
*HA-WONK!*

Zee
"Remember folks, when the magic glowing marijuana leaf appear on screen, that's when you toke up. Trust me, you'll enjoy this shitty show much, much more."

TheDiva
Meanwhile at a cosplayer's convention...

ChaosWolf1982
...why is the "Uncle Ben's Rice" mascot peering out of a giant anus?

The Seer
The happiness of two actors who know that they will no longer be in "LEXX" after this episode.

gleeb
"Ha, it's a trick question. We're both bald!"

RodRocket
Stewie Griffin.... OF THE FUTURE!

YibbleGuy
www.conchataferrellcelebrityfakes.com

Shadarus
Professor X drops acid before using Cerebro... the results are horrific.