The BitShifter
"C'mon Kai!"
"I'm sorry, Zev. The dead do not lick carpet."

GlitTurkeyRock
Happiness is a cold cheek ... and a warm boobie.

GlitTurkeyRock
I'm still pissed that the "Zev Makes A Bustier Out Of Meringue" episode didn't win the Peabody!

AntiHero
Man, these Colossi really start to get ugly by the time you reach the double digits.

TheDiva
Ppppppppppppttht to you Cappers!

JMShearer
Me, at work, any day. Well, except there are fewer tentacles. Sick as it may be, sometimes I wish I had tentacles at work. ... Wait, did I just say that?

Mattteus
From this angle she looks like a 50-something year old Aeon Flux.

GlitTurkeyRock
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Season-One-Kelly Bundy!"

GlitTurkeyRock
He's..... he's getting a hickey from God?

Zee
"Do you think it may be... saucy?"

TheDiva
Okay, forget the usual courtesy. When a woman dresses like THIS, it's impossible NOT to stare. Hell, I'm at least 98% hetero and I'm staring.

gleeb
Stare? Hell, it's even money against tossing peanuts or pennies down there.

Zee
His ultimate sexual fantasy? To fuck the TV from Videodrome.

AntiHero
"Give him the stick DON'T GIV' EM THE STICK! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

BlakHat1
"I stand on your windpipe..and sing of my balls!"
% MY BALLLS! MY BALLLLS..%

ChaosWolf1982
And THIS version of the Omnidroid was designed to fight Elastigirl.
At least, we think she said "fight".

ChaosWolf1982
Is EVERYTHING on this show a phallic symbol or perverse innuendo? God, Freud would shit his pants if he saw this.

BlakHat1
Satan's Penis?
"Nope. Giger's Penis actually. I do play pool with him Friday nights, though."