jackrouters
The one table at the Mos Eisley Cantina we thankfully never saw.

GlitterRock
"Hmmmm. Sensors are detecting a breast near the engine room...."

Nyssa23
"Just one? But they usually travel in pairs!"

GlitterRock
The first of many, many open-mouthed deep kisses for Zev....

GlitterRock
Awwwww.... issm Baby Kai's arm soooo cuwwwte?

YibbleGuy
"WE WORSHIP THE DUST-BUNNY PRETZEL. ALL HAIL THE DUST-BUNNY PRETZEL. BE VERY CAREFUL VACUUMING NEAR THE DUST-BUNNY PRETZEL."

GlitTurkeyRock
(gasp) "His-- His Shadow!!"
"Ahem! His DIVINE Shadow! I didn't spend six years in Divine School to be called simply 'His Shadow,' thankyouverymuch."

The BitShifter
"And in the misty corner, wearing the black trunks, black hood, and black corneas, weighing in at 214 pounds... The Crone from the Dark Zone, El Hombre De Sombra, the reigning evil force of the universe... His Divi-i-i-i-i-ine Shadow!"

tinaw
"I didn't wear this so you could make fun of my hair."

Zee
Alien vaginas filled with pudding, next Geraldo.

GlitterRock
So all I need to do is cut up a garbage bag for a poncho, and *I* can be a galaxy-ruling super-despot, too?

TheSpaceToast
"Be careful under the giant insect anus."
"Dude, you are such a cock-block!"

cajunmagic
"He jump on my Loretta Swit!"

The BitShifter
"They're okay, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to go with Xenia Seeberg's."

TheSpaceToast
I'm always amazed at the bland, June Cleaver sexuality of other people.

GlitterRock
I remember when I was a kid, I used to put those 1970's Topps LEXX stickers all over the walls, too.

Gray Zombie
pleasedon'tletGrayZombieshowuppleasedon'tletGrayZombieshowup
pleasedon'tletGrayZombieshowup....
"THE HELL?!?! Are we capping Lexx? GRAY ZOMBIE HATE LEXX! GRAY ZOMBIE SMASH LEXX! ANYONE STAND IN GRAY ZOMBIE'S WAY?"
Oh crap.

Gray Zombie
Stanley's been caught.......RED HANDED

Thank you, thank you very much.