LOST IN SPACE CAPTIONS
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RodRocket
"I have your implants, Pamela Anderson! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!"



Dita DuPave
"Must throw slushballs!"



GlitterRock
Wow... this actually has MORE dignity than Roger Moore's surfing scene in 'View to a Kill!'



Indomitus
By this time, Mr Toad had forgotten all about his motor car. His new obsession: BOOGIE BOARDS!



TheSpaceToast
"...Now I'd like to draw attention to the 'Dr. Smith' character. Next slide? Thank you. Take note of his sexual interest in the juvenile male. Unremarkable, until one places it in a human context, in which such activity is not a part of the mating ritual. I repeat: not a part of the mating ritual. Indeed, in the context of the contemporary culture this would have been highly 'frowned' upon. It's place in an all-ages entertainment becomes puzzling. Our sociologists have been approaching the subject in the context of a 'joke,' however our best model of the 'joke' concept fails to include an actionable context for the Will/Smith interaction. It simply does not add up. This is why I've saved the 'Hanna-Barbera' section (#456,896,441) of your introduction to the human species for last: we simply can not launch the eradication forces until this final facet of human endeavour is understood. A feel confident a breakthrough will come... sometime during this orbital cycle. Fflortth be with you."



RodRocket
"As you can see, the animators simply used the motion templates from their 'Scooby-Doo' cartoons. The robot runs on treads, requiring no animation at all when moving. Art? Hardly. Budget cutting genius? Hell, yeah."



GlitterRock
"Dr. Smith, I'm a-scared! Hold me!!"
.oO At last! Thank you, St. Jeffrey Jones, for finally answering my prayers! Oo.



RodRocket
I had a neighbor lady down the street from me, when I was a kid. Looked like this. Yeah, she had acouple dozen cats.



GlitterRock
"Suckle -- UUHHHH -- harder, my boy. The milk -- UUHHHH -- should come out eventually...."



TheLurker
Pedophilia in a Saturday Morning show in 1973. Is it any wonder I prefer the 80s?



JMShearer
"OOOhhh... the pain... the pain..."



JohnSteed
"Iwasjustrussiandancing!"



AlexGariepy
He's not gonna start doing the Jean Grey telekenesis bit, is he?



PrezGAR
Mr No-Nose Jr: The Animated Series



ChaosWolf1982
Please tell me those white streaks on the camera have nothing to do with Dr. Smith...



JMShearer
"I like groping people. You know, doing this to them?"


Dita DuPave
"Help me! I'm badly drawn, AND I run like the AOL icon!"



JohnSteed
The Young Tyne Daly Chronicles: The Animated Series! (Yeah.... my creativity's officially bankrupt....)





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