GlitterRock
"I dropped a blasted contact!"

AlexGariepy
Dr. Smith is a hobbit? ... Lost in Space needs more elves!
"Shut up, Alex."

LauraPowers85
He's hitting on all the young male Cappers.

GlitterRock
The Saturday-morning spinoff is even MORE visually disturbing than the live-action one!

GlitterRock
"You're no match for my Shao Lin Monk!"
[YES, BUT-I'LL-BURY-YOU-WITH-MY-CROUCHING-TIGER.]
"A little Venus Flytrap?"
[I'LL-COUNTER-WITH-DRAGON-QUEEN.]
"How about a little 'Bitch, My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy??'"
[BRING-IT-ON.]
"Arrrrrrrrgh!"

Indomitus
o/` "Oh, what a feeling... when we're dancing on the ceiling..." o/`

RodRocket
o/`"Beat me, daddy,
eight to the bar!"o/`

JMShearer
The live action Dr. Smith was at least good for a laugh at least once an episode, but this version just creeps me out every time I see him.

RodRocket
"Dr. Smith! This is serious! Stop putting your lips on the glass and puffing your cheeks!"

JMShearer
"The kid was fine, but the old man freaked the hell out of us."
"I, uh, almost wet myself when I saw him."

LauraPowers85
The most indiscrete brass knuckles ever.

Dita DuPave
"How the Hell did I get shoulder nips?"

TheSpaceToast
"Cop!"
"Where?"
"Here."
*cop*

JohnSteed
"NO, DR. SMITH, NOT THE WHOLE HAND!!!!"

JMShearer
"Damn straight I knocked you on your ass! And I'll do it again if you if you try that groping shit again!"

RodRocket
"Damn, Smith! How'd you get this stuck so far up in you?"

Indomitus
They're dreaming. Nobody ever gets that nice of a prize from those claw games. At most they get a 10 cent stuffed doll (or if you're my niece, 2 of them at once), but never the Hope Diamond.

daupstart
Poor Squibby. That's the 3rd wife that overpressurized on him this week.